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April 2005 AdvisoriesKicking ZebrasBy Stefanie BrandTwo seconds later the damn zebra kicked me... Where the Wild Things AreBy Stefanie BrandThis sign was right behind my hotel on the Zambian side of Vic Falls. I should have listened.... No Cloning AroundBy Andy TownsendThis is what jet lag and absinthe looks like.... Dimana kamar kecil or, where is the toilet?By K. HeraldNo Sitting!... Don't Stand DownwindBy Stefanie BrandI didn't have to travel all the way to Kruger to see the backside of a rhinocerous. There are plenty of backsides in the US that would have... India FilthJeb FreemanDirty, Disgusting India... Multi-taskingA good attitude is a sure way to get ahead in the business world.... Redundancies"Have you made any redundancies?" "I gave a speech, only this morning, to my staff, assuring them there would not be cutbacks at this branch, and that there certainly wouldn't... Moving Up"I thought you wanted to go back to university and everything?" "Yeah, I will, but there's a slight bit of a change in plan." "Oh, right." "David's made me senior... Working WeekendsPutting in those extra hours to impress the boss: Listen - from "Office Space"... Life in the Office"It's like an alarm clock's gone off, and I've just got to get away. I think it was John Lennon who said: "Life is what happens when you're making other... Rare Air Sure the view is nice, but it's bloody hard to breathe up there.... Your Boss"You grow up, you work half a century, you get a golden handshake, you rest a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy... Actual WorkHow much 'actual work' do you do? Listen - from "Office Space"... Cube LifeHuman beings in cubes: Listen - from "Office Space"... Diseases You Will CatchDiseases You Will Catch Although catching an exotic disease is comparable to say getting stuck by lightening on a sunny day, there is always a chance. And a chance means... Creepy-crawlies Creepy-crawlies like this are everywhere – and usually poisonous!... Asian ToiletsDo you really want to have to use this?... Foreign RestaurantsEating in foreign restaurants is a sure way to get sick.... TPS ReportsDid you get the memo about the TPS reports?... Foreign MoneyMoney in foreign countries is confusing, funny looking, and make it easy to get ripped off.... Ten Reasons to Dislike TravelTen Reasons to Dislike Travel By Ned Gulley 1. First of all, while you're away, someone is robbing your house and mistreating your cat. Duh. 2. You can't speak the... | More Advisories |