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March 2005 Advisories


Beware the Fruit

By Agora Fobilla You never know when you might be violating a local taboo. Even the most innocent of actions could lead to your untimely and messy death at...
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Commuting

How can you pass up a beautiful drive like this everyday?...
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Auntie Em to When Dorothy Wants Off the Hog Farm

By Marti "You can't just walk out that door and think you are going to find yourself somewheres else. You'll end up no place, no place at all!...
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Passports

These stupid things take forever to get. It's not worth the wait...or the bad photo....
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The Best Sites are Right at Home

With such classy modern attractions, who needs old castles?...
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Take your own Bible

Some countries are so primitive they don't even have the Bible in hotel rooms! Unbelieveable, but true!...
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Naked Euros

Do you really want to see this on some European beach?...
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People Hate Americans

Does this look safe for Americans?...
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Nasty Teeth

You don't want to have any dental work done while you're away from home...
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Aircraft Safety

Can people who don't speak English really read the aircraft maintenance manuals?...
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Foreign McDonald's

Just the same food as at home, but not as good. So why bother going elsewhere? And who knows what local ingredients they use? McDog, anyone?...
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Dirty Toilets

You won't find any quilted toilet paper overseas...
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Scary Signs

Not understanding foreign languages can be deadly....
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Weird Food

Who knows what this stuff is...and how long it's been sitting in the open air?...
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Fire Traps

How would you escape if there was a fire? And you know everyone in Europe smokes in bed....
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You are a Target

You are a target when you travel! Why risk being a hostage, getting ripped off, or even killed?!...
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Liberal Foreigners

Foreigners are way too liberal and are contributing to the decay of society...
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About Don't Go

Don't Travel Let's face it, traveling today is simply stupid. Remember the movie The Wizard of Oz? Remember when Dorothy left Kansas? The next minute she found herself in a...
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